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fiddlestringsandpianokeys:

nintendofiend:

monstergirl4ever:

Video from WalMart. It’s an advertisement for the Black Carpet Operetta doll.

Look at Honey and Operetta being cutieess <3

Honey has the most adorable voice

Besides Operetta ❤️ yes ;)

Posted 12 minutes ago

officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

Posted 24 minutes ago

ginnymydear:

laryndawn:

senashenta:

DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS. DRAGONS!!

a+ for the last one

(Source: the-outcast-dragon)

Posted 24 minutes ago

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

Posted 25 minutes ago
Posted 25 minutes ago

jaclcfrost:

pairing you really love

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pairing you couldn’t give a shit about even if you tried

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Posted 25 minutes ago

sueishappy:

"and that is why pink ribbons are for boobies." -hank green

Posted 26 minutes ago

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

Posted 26 minutes ago

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen)

Posted 26 minutes ago
Posted 27 minutes ago

wikdsushi:

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

Hmm. I need to get some thick coconut milk and see how well the gluten free, dairy free Elves live on the road.

Posted 28 minutes ago
Posted 28 minutes ago

This is awkward. Not “You’re awkward”, but just because we’re…I’m awkward, you’re gorgeous. Wait, what?

(Source: gameofstiles)

Posted 29 minutes ago

leolilac:

waluigichan:

literally fight me if you think asexual characters would be too boring to support a story literally fight me

  

yeah she punched a cheerleader once dressed a like an eagle or something idk you probably don’t wanna mess with her

*sobs at the memory* Oh KJ you made high school fun.

(Source: directorcosmos)